how i met your mother
s4ep01
Barney: It’s not sweet! It’s..it’s like a disease! I slept with Robin one time and I caught…feelings. I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything!
Lily: Barney, you don’t catch feelings. You just have them. They’re good.
Barney: They’re terrible! I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, she’s all I think about. Every time I close my eyes I see Robin. I hear a song, it reminds me of Robin.
Bimbo: : Morning!
Barney: I sleep with that chick, I’m thinking about Robin!
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Barney: I don’t know! I just want to be with her. All the time! I want to hear about her day, and tell her about mine. Hold her hand. Smell her hair. But I don’t want to be her stupid boyfriend.
Lily: Barney, what you just described is a relationship between a boyfriend and a girlfriend. And a pretty clingy one at that.
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Barney: Look, April. I’m not a New York Yankee. Any other night, I would probably try to convince you that I am, but I’m not. I’m just some guy who’s in love with the girl that just left. And she’s never going to feel the same way, so I’m just going to go.
Is Barney turning to be the s1 Ted and continue with what Ted failed to accomplish with Robin? Really looking forward to that!!!
The BIMBO MONOLOGUE
Barney: I choose bimbos.
Lily: What?!
Barney: Hey, Lily, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. Bimbos make me want to pretend to be a better man. This whole thing with Robin was just a fling, but at the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.
Lily: NO. No, this is just a defense mechanism. You’re afraid of getting hurt. You’re just confused.
Barney: Oh, I’m not confused, Lily. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They’re easily confused. It’s one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them, Lily. And they love me. Bimbos have always been there for me. Through thick and thin. Mostly through thin. B man don’t do thick crust. WHAT UP?
in case you’re also looking for the ending song:
Sway, by The Perishers
I talk to you as to a friend
I hope that’s what you’ve come to be
It feels as though we’ve made amends
Like we found a way eventually
It was you who picked the pieces up
When I was a broken soul
And then glued me back together
Returned to me what others stoleI don’t wanna hurt you
I don’t wanna make you sway
Like I know I’ve done before
I will not do it anymore
I’ve always been a dreamer
I’ve had my head among the clouds
Well now that I’m coming down
Won’t you be my solid groundI look at you and see a friend
I hope that’s what you wanna be
Are we back now where it all began
Have you finally forgiven me
You gathered my dreams in
When they all blew away
And then tricked ‘em back into me
You saved me I was almost dead
nod, right lyrics for the right scene
