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Under what circumstance, should you risk faking an ID card?
and how?

the unbearable slowness of ADSL
ADSL 512kpbs…what the heck!

the desperate fishee
bt speed: 30~40k…what the f…!

the 10000 of Shanghai city

Got a copy of my landlord’s ID card.
Made tens of phone calls to 1000.
Filled several forms…
I felt getting closer to success.

mean girl(s)

Ms. No.*****: sorry, the id card you provided has expired. we cannot change your adsl set.
Fishee: (Tone-tied) you do check on that!!??

identity

1985/12/31
valid for: 20 years.
bang!

[a plan being planned…all i need is waiting with patience…]

the fishee scissorhand(s)

i made one more copy of the ID card. Carefully, I cut the 9 out from “1985″ and pasted it on top of the 8 in the original copy. so it looks like 1995 now…except that the third digit is not quite vertical.

identity

1995/12/31
valid for: 20 years.
bang!

look both ways
I waited for one more week before applying for the upgrade again.

walk the line

after spending more time trimming and re-copying(to eliminate the cutting prints), I faked the ID card, and sent another fax to 10000.

true lies

Ms. No.*****:
I can’t see the date clearly. is that 1995?
Fishee:
yes! I can see that. do you need me to send another copy?
Ms. No.*****:
no no no, wait. i can tell, it is a 9. ok. the upgrade will take effect within 3 days…
yada yada yada…

the silence of the fish…ee

Ms. No.*****:
I was cancelling the application you submitted last time. The fax you sent last week says 1985 in the date column. The ID card has expired!
Fishee:
…uh…i don’t know…i really don’t know. the landlord gave me the copy…i don’t have a second choice!

indecent proposal

Ms. No.******:
no…expired…sorry…
Fishee:
(trying my best to calm my voice)well listen to me lady! I’m not telling you that I’m applying for new installment of adsl connection, i’m telling you to upgrade my 130 rmb per month set C to 150 rmb per month set C, which benefit your company and me, which could be anything but illegal. I’ve already provided the poor landlord’s ID card, which only expired half a year ago…anyway I guess he’s been a true honest citizen. and, can’t you just give me a break and make it happen? why are you people so stubborn…for three weeks I …&(&)@*&)*(@)*#)@($
Ms. No.*****:
@_@………………..
…………………..(hesitating)………okay I can make this upgrade. but, if anything happens, just in case, you must take the full responsibility.
Fishee:
sure I can take full responsibility!
DEAL!

v for victory

ADSL 2M…wahahaha!

some like it fast!!!